Sam Beauregarde: Don't talk to me about contracts, Wonka, I use them myself. They're strictly for suckers.
Willy Wonka: Don't you know what this is?
Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.
Willy Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity,
4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Willy Wonka: It happens every time, they all become blueberries!
Willy Wonka: Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous!
Mr. Turkentine: I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest.
Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
Mr. Turkentine: Of course you don't know! You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you--and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?
Willy Wonka: [singing] There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be.
Willy Wonka: [singing] If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.
[Noticing signs on vats.]
Violet Beauregarde: What is this, a freak out?
Willy Wonka: Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
Sam Beauregarde: What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Willy Wonka: We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams.
Willy Wonka: So shines a good deed in a weary world.
Veruca Salt: [singing] I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It's my bar of chocolate. Give it to me now.
Augustus Gloop: I feel very sorry for Wonka. It's gonna cost him a fortune in fudge.
Willy Wonka: A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
Sam Beauregarde: Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!
Tinker: Up the airy mountain, down the rushing glen, we dare not go a hunting, for fear of little men! You see, nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out!
Willy Wonka: No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right.
Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible... I hope it lasts.
Willy Wonka: There's no earthly way of knowing / Which direction we are going / There's no knowing where we're rowing / Or which way the river's flowing / Is it raining? / Is it snowing? / Is a hurricane a-blowing? / Not a speck of light is showing / So the danger must be growing / Are the fires of hell a-glowing? / Is the grisly reaper mowing? / Yes, the danger must be growing / 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing / And they're certainly not showing / Any signs that they are slowing!
Willy Wonka: Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, and not a drop to drink... yet.
Willy Wonka: If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates.
Willy Wonka: Everything inside is eatable, I mean edible, I mean you can eat everything.
Charlie Bucket: What was that we just went through?
Willy Wonka: So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.
Veruca Salt: I want it now, daddy.
Veruca Salt: I wanted to be the first to find a Golden Ticket, Daddy.
Veruca Salt: They don't want to find it. They're jealous of me.
Mrs. Gloop: My son! He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds!
Willy Wonka: Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic.
So I think we'll put him in my special taffy-pulling machine. That should do
Grandpa Joe: Mister Wonka?
Willy Wonka: And Charlie: don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly
got everything he'd ever wished for.
Grandpa Joe: If she's a lady, then I'm a Vermicious Knid!
Mr. Salt: Quite a nice little canoe you got there, Wonka.
Mr. Salt: Wonka, how much do you want for the golden goose?
Charlie Bucket: Mr. Wonka, they won't really be burned in the furnace, will
Willy Wonka: [singing] In springtime, the only pretty ring time, birds sing hey ding, a-ding, a-ding. Sweet lovers love the spring.
Violet Beauregarde: [While sticking her finger up her nose & digging]
. Spitting's a nasty habit.
Reporter: Four down, one to go and somewhere out there a lucky person is moving closer and closer to the most sought after prize in history. Though we cannot help but envy whoever he is, and we may feel bitter but we must remember there are more important things, many more important things. Though offhand I cannot think of what they are but I'm sure there must be something.
Detective: Mrs. Curtis, did you hear me? It's your husband's life or your
case of Wonka Bars!
Willy Wonka: Now over here I have something rather special to show you.
Willy Wonka: Well... Two naughty, nasty little children gone... Three good, sweet little children still here...
Sam Beauregarde: Come on, Violet. We're getting out of here.
[Talking about the Everlasting Gobstopper]
[Mr. Wonka puts sneakers into a vat.]
Grandpa Joe: Good morning! Look at the sun!
Mike Teevee: Where are you taking me? I don't wanna go in there! Hey, let me out, it's dark in here! Come on, Mom, I want to be on TV. Let me out, Mom, or I'll gnaw my way out! I'm warning you, Mom, there's a nail file in here. If you don't let me out, I'll smear your lipstick all over everything!
[Willy Wonka greets Charlie and Grandpa Joe at the gates of the WONKA factory]
Mrs. Gloop: [Augustus is drowning] Help! He can't swim!
Charlie Bucket: He'll never get out.
Mr. Turkentine: You, Winkelmann, come here. Do you know what's happening?
Mrs Gloop: Don't just stand there do something!
Sam Beauregarde: I'M GETTING EVEN WITH YOU FOR THIS, WONKA, IF IT'S THE LAST
THING I EVER DO!
Augustus Gloop: Let me in! I'm starving!
Reporter: So, ya like the killins, huh?
Mike Teevee: Boy, what a great show!
Mike Teevee: Wait 'til I get a real one! Colt 45. Pop won't let me have one
yet, will ya, pop?
Charlie Bucket: [to Grandpa Joe] You know...I'll bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible.
Sam Beauregarde: What business are you in, Salt?
Violet Beauregarde: Well, normally, I'm a gum chewer. But when I heard about
these ticket things of Wonka's, I laid off the gum and switched to candy bars,
instead. Now, of course, I'm right back on gum! I chew it all day, except at
mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.
Charlie Bucket: It's perfect!
Mike Teevee: Look at me! I'm gonna be the first person in the world to be
sent by television!
[After Mike appears on the screen]
Mrs. Gloop: Aye! Mr. Wonka help I'm getting squooshed!
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